1 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,560 We've got some... 2 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:15,230 May I have the key to room 26, please? 3 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,180 Thank you. 4 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,880 At least this percent is 10 % of something. 5 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:36,820 Well, 10 % of something is better than 100 % of nothing. 6 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,760 Remark me. 7 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,920 Remark me. 8 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:44,160 Sir, I've got percentages up in here. 9 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:48,380 He said there's nothing to talk about. He was ready to talk percentages. 10 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:53,900 I told him. All right, then, let's talk percentages. But remember, it's not me 11 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,140 that wants to talk percentages. 12 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,120 It's you that wants to talk percentages. No. 13 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,640 Thank you. 14 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,540 Thank you. 15 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,270 She told me that she didn't want it. 16 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,870 I've got a reservation for the urban gorillas. 17 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:55,050 Two twin rooms and a single. That one's for me. You make sure of that. 18 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,410 It's all on account. 19 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,370 Come on, fill these forms in. 20 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:59,630 Come on. 21 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,030 Come on, Jim. 22 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,430 What's this? 23 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,710 Oh, 24 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,530 Wally. Oh, sorry. 25 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,150 Come on. 26 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:45,860 The ball was down there when I was last here 27 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:53,050 There's a car coming 9 o 'clock tomorrow morning. 28 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,450 So you get lost down the bar. 29 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:58,790 Get lost down the bar. Come on, you two, come on. 30 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:02,670 And remember, don't go over your limit. 31 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:13,070 Is there any way of 32 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,050 stopping them from spending my limit? 33 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,650 Between them all. 34 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,480 They could drink the bar fucking dry. 35 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,360 Actually, it's all right, really. It's like a marriage. 36 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,460 You woo them, whine them, dine them. 37 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,900 All smiles down the aisle. 38 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,820 Open mind, open heart, open -handed. 39 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,980 Then get them to sign on the line and boom. 40 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,360 You don't have to do business. 41 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,240 I used to live in 66 when I first came to London. 42 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,060 What did you expect in you? 43 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,170 Reception. 44 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,690 See you next time, Neil. 45 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:28,320 If we talk percentages, then let's talk percentages, not averages. 46 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,820 What is percentages? 10 % of something. 47 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:35,100 10 % of something is a whole lot better than 100 % of nothing. 48 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,780 If we make a mistake. We must make a mistake. 49 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:43,480 If we don't end up with all of this, we're going to end up with any of it. 50 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,420 Did you talk to him? 51 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,220 He said let's talk percentages. 52 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,940 Buster, don't talk percentages to me. 53 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,850 May I use the telephone in the lobby, please? 54 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,070 Hello, Auntie Lana. 55 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:44,370 This is Viviana, if you didn't miss. 56 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,430 I'm sorry, Auntie. You know what I'm like. 57 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,110 Oh, everything. 58 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,930 Settling down, Auntie. I'm much too young for that. 59 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:03,530 I knew. 60 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,120 I know you worry about me, Auntie, and I worry about you, but you know what I'm 61 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,020 like, Auntie. I'm too young to settle down anyway. 62 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,280 Well, I'm doing such a lot of things, Auntie. 63 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,460 You know, my public relations work, and I'm still on with my project with Jean, 64 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:32,580 and I knew you... 65 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,180 Yes, I knew you were going to say that. Nobody does, but... 66 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:42,740 All kinds of people, aren't there? 67 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:48,660 Theatrical people, housewives, doctors, 68 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,040 nurses, everybody. 69 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:58,580 Oh, at the moment I'm staying at a marvellous hotel, but I'm only going to 70 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,680 there till about Monday. 71 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,480 And then I don't know, it might be a one -roomed hovel. I mean, who knows with 72 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,480 me, Auntie? 73 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:17,319 Well, please don't worry about me, Auntie. Mummy keeps saying that, but you 74 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,020 know, I am a big girl now. 75 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:26,640 Well, um, I'm only going to stay in San Francisco for a day or two, and then I'm 76 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,360 going to move to Carmel or Pebble Beach because I want to get away from that 77 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,380 dreadful man. 78 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,980 Yes, you know who I mean. 79 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:39,040 Don't like to mention his name. Auntie, it's so painful for me. 80 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,240 He's horrid. 81 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,160 But you knew you did tell me, Auntie. 82 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,840 Yes, I wouldn't listen. I wouldn't listen. 83 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:53,760 I know, I know, I know. Mummy tells me the same thing. I won't listen, so I 84 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,320 to suffer. It's my own fault. 85 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:04,340 No, but Gene's hunting for one for me. He's husband hunting at the moment. 86 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:12,720 Well, it doesn't matter. He just thinks one more time, Aunty. After all, you 87 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,060 know, I'm not that old. 88 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,020 Just once more. Just one more husband. 89 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,630 Oh, Auntie. 90 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:25,730 Oh, Auntie, thank you. You're so kind, but I look a bit tired at the moment. 91 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:30,010 know, if I have a good night, you know, I may shed about five years, but... 92 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:33,830 Oh, dear. 93 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:35,770 Oh, Auntie. 94 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:41,050 Oh, Auntie, don't say that. Don't die. Please don't die. Not for a long time. 95 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,970 No, you can live till you're a hundred if you take great care of yourself. 96 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,530 All right, then. 97 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:54,240 Auntie, I know this sounds terribly childish, but do you still love me? 98 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,720 Settle down. Yes, Mummy keeps saying that. I know what you mean, but 99 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,920 long to settle down, and then other times when I do settle down in a place, 100 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,920 get so bored. 101 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,040 Maybe when I'm older. 102 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,320 Maybe... 103 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,600 Oh, it's not a low life, aren't it? Well, some of the people are. There's 104 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:24,820 Well, 105 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:30,580 he is low, but there are some low people. But most of them are sort of 106 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,300 Some of them are high. Some of them are marvelous, like Cyril Magnum. 107 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:41,700 He's called San Francisco's chief of protocol. 108 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,840 I meet some fabulously... 109 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:49,770 It is extraordinary, Auntie, but I'm used to that kind of life now. I'd be 110 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,990 to tears living in the suburbs here now. 111 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,130 Really? Oh, Auntie. 112 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,890 Really? Oh, Auntie. Well, really? 113 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:06,790 All right, I promise. I'll ring tomorrow. I promise. I promise. I'll 114 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,970 tomorrow. If not, you call me. Bye -bye. I love you. I love you, Auntie. 115 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,420 Thank you so much. 116 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,160 Confirmed, 16. 117 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:57,980 Thank you. 118 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:09,620 The name of the camp? 119 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:10,840 The G .O .S .T. for the camp. 120 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,520 Fed them down there tonight. 121 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:17,240 Guy from 15 came down, and he wanted a cannelloni, so I gave him a chicken 122 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,500 casserole by mistake. 123 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800 Didn't notice. 124 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,000 Seen that guy from 16? 125 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,660 The one that looks as though he's on wheels, do you know what I mean? 126 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:34,400 Whizzing around with his bottles of champagne, his bill's going to be 127 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,220 Came down tonight. 128 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680 He wanted a round. 129 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,380 So I gave him a gin and orange. 130 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,880 He wanted a gin and tonic. And he paid with his American Express. 131 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,160 So because I'd overcharged him, I said, don't worry about it. I'll put it in the 132 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,060 book. So I got the book out. 133 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,920 Went to the till. No two peas again. 134 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,660 Then his friend comes down. 135 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,420 He buys a round. 136 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,900 He said, can I pay you with dollars? 137 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:08,150 So they had an argument about the exchange rate. 138 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:10,650 Wanted a cheese sandwich. 139 00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:15,530 That woman came in, 36 I think. 140 00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:19,130 She says, are the eggs free range? 141 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,290 So I said, I'll get some out, you know, you can have a look at them. She said, 142 00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,230 you can't tell by just looking at them, you know. 143 00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:29,230 Could have thrown them at her. 144 00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:35,430 She says, if they're free range. 145 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:37,310 They have thin shells. 146 00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:40,170 So I told her, I throw the shells away. 147 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:44,230 I think some people just like being difficult to relieve the tedium. 148 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:47,930 Fridge is rattling again. 149 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:50,270 Either it's the fridge or it's the radiator. 150 00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:55,950 I asked Wilf. Wilf says, it's the underground. 151 00:26:57,710 --> 00:26:58,810 I think it's a rat. 152 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:01,130 And I think it eats all the salad. 153 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,600 My brother's little boy had his ear bitten off by a rat in Benidorm. 154 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,100 Sewerage. 155 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,120 Whole wheat bread. That's what he wanted. 156 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,400 Free -range eggs and whole wheat bread. 157 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,700 Not brown. 158 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720 Whole wheat. 159 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,520 I mean, either you're hungry or you're not hungry. 160 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,260 And there isn't any salad again. 161 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,540 One mangy lettuce left. 162 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,340 I put it in the book every night last week. No salad left for the night staff. 163 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:40,940 Still no salad. 164 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,160 Oh, no. 165 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,520 I left some chops on. 166 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,220 Room 14. 167 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,540 I've come to see room 16. 168 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,580 I'm his wife. 169 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:37,490 And this is our life together. 170 00:33:54,230 --> 00:34:00,530 This is the house 171 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,770 we bought in Spain. 172 00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:22,850 And this is Maria who goes with the house. 173 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:38,770 And this is our baby. 174 00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:43,030 We called him Passion. 175 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:51,429 His skin is soft and his lips are 176 00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:51,949 sweet 177 00:34:51,949 --> 00:35:08,410 and 178 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:13,310 this is our garden 179 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:40,450 And this is our tree. 180 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:17,250 And this is our bed. 181 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:40,650 And this is our love. 182 00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:56,210 I am the lake and he is the tower. 183 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:28,600 ... ... ... 184 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,040 ... 185 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:38,240 ... 186 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,600 Thank you. 187 00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:28,180 30. Raise it. 188 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:29,940 See. 189 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,800 You knew I had that all the time, didn't you? 190 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200 My money. 191 00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:40,300 And you knew you'd probably bounce a win, whatever happened. Yeah, maybe. And 192 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,920 you just carried on raising me all the time. 193 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,700 I mean, you could have actually cleared me out of it. 194 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920 It's the same game, Max. 195 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,560 It's all the same game. 196 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,620 But there's no way I could have won. 197 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,460 There's no way I could have won. 198 00:45:53,230 --> 00:45:56,610 And you just carried on raising me, raising me. You talk about GT, you talk 199 00:45:56,610 --> 00:45:59,410 about my brother. You want to talk about this, you want to talk about that. 200 00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:02,090 Let's talk about what's happening now. For God's sake, man. 201 00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:05,470 Let's talk about what's happening now. I mean, our relationship is more 202 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:08,990 important than all the GTs and all the brothers in the world. Because if you 203 00:46:08,990 --> 00:46:12,690 I can't trust each other, where are we? We can trust each other, man. 204 00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:16,590 You knew I had it too. Take it. 205 00:46:16,930 --> 00:46:17,930 Take it. 206 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,700 No, no, you won the money fair and square. Fair and square. 207 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,940 I mean, I had it too, but you knew that. 208 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,060 Play another one. 209 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:31,098 Play another one. 210 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:32,100 Pick up the card. 211 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,680 Pick up the card. 212 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 I'm going to play another one. 213 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,760 All right, hold it. My money goes in this one. Hold it. 214 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,240 Hold it. 215 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,640 Yeah, let me find it. Let me find it. 216 00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:42,980 That goes in too. 217 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:30,230 Thank you. 218 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:14,770 May I have my bill, please?